Good Coffee is cheaper than Prozac!
Coffee is a method to steal time that ought to belong to your elder self.
It is impossible to comprehend the truth until he has a cup of the frothy goodness of coffee.
Coffee can make us serious and serious, as well as philosophical.
I plan my mornings to the beat of my coffee.
Do I have to commit suicide, or sip a cup of coffee?
My coffee maker has to be the prettiest thing in the world to me.
Communication that is stimulating as black coffee and is just as difficult to get to sleep following.
I am drinking my beer from the coffee mug. I feel like I'm doing something wrong with my coffee.
Conscience keeps people more alert than caffeine.