- “Good Coffee is cheaper than Prozac!”
- “Coffee is a method to steal time that ought to belong to your elder-self.”
- “It is impossible to comprehend the truth until he has a cup of the frothy goodness of coffee.”
- “Coffee can make us serious and serious, as well as philosophical.”
- “I plan my mornings to the beat of my coffee.”
- “Conscience keeps people more alert than caffeine.”
- “Do I have to commit suicide, or sip a cup of coffee?”
- “My coffee maker has to be the prettiest thing in the world to me.”
- “Communication that is stimulating as black coffee and is just as difficult to get to sleep following.”
- “I am drinking my beer from the coffee mug. I feel like I’m doing something wrong with my coffee.”
